Believe it or not, the firm of
Hammacher Schlemmer
is selling these knives, with powerful hidden lasers, openly by mail.
Imagine the surprise of a would-be mugger, laughing at your attempt to defend
yourself with what looks like a Swiss Army Knife, when you push the little button
and burn a hole right through his body!!
Get yours now before they're taken off the market by the Clinton administration!
...and I want to hire whoever designed the power supply, too...
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