Believe it or not, the firm of Hammacher Schlemmer is selling these knives, with powerful hidden lasers, openly by mail. Imagine the surprise of a would-be mugger, laughing at your attempt to defend yourself with what looks like a Swiss Army Knife, when you push the little button and burn a hole right through his body!! Get yours now before they're taken off the market by the Clinton administration!
...and I want to hire whoever designed the power supply, too...
David's Dragon Network