or, Why Good Copy Editors Are So Valuable

Believe it or not, the firm of Hammacher Schlemmer is selling these knives, with powerful hidden lasers, openly by mail. Imagine the surprise of a would-be mugger, laughing at your attempt to defend yourself with what looks like a Swiss Army Knife, when you push the little button and burn a hole right through his body!! Get yours now before they're taken off the market by the Clinton administration! if you believe this, I have a bridge to sell you

...and I want to hire whoever designed the power supply, too...

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