…and just today, I found three people who were very lucky. Must be some good energy floating around or something.
The first: OK, you’ve heard of all those fools falling for Nigerian money scams. Some woman actually got her $4500 back, courtesy of the U.S. Postal Inspectors and the Nigerian government.
The second: this next lady should get on national TV. Her literally one-in-a-trillion-shot is far more interesting than any of the so-called “reality shows” now clogging the airwaves. In case you’re not one of those people who actually click on links, someone shot the woman between the eyes with a .44 caliber bullet that struck her head and split in half. Each half zipped around her skull under the skin and came out behind her ears; a few stiches and she’s good as new.
The third: dang, somehow this makes me proud of my Russian blood. An electrician in the Russian city of Vologda went drinking with a buddy, came home on the bus the next morning, stuffed some sausage in his mouth and fell asleep. It was only later that his wife noticed he had a 6″ knife sticking out of his back, courtesy of his drinking buddy who he apparently had a disagreement with.
He’s just fine too.
